Captain Novae Djibouti, CO, IGV Leviathan (igv_leviathan) wrote,
Captain Novae Djibouti, CO, IGV Leviathan
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SYSTEM ALERT - SYSTEM ALERT - SYSTEM ALERT - IMPENDING COMMUNICATIONS FAILURE DETECTED - IMMEDIATE A

CTION NECESSARY - COMM-DATA BUFFER OVERFLOW DETECTED - AFFECTING INTERCONNECTED SYSTEMS - STARTING AUTOMATED REBOOT AT 65536.55.09.39...

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IMPERIAL WINDOWS 65500 SERVER, MILITARY EDITION
COPYRIGHT (C) 65499, MICROSOFT, INC.

WARNING: CRITICAL FAULT DETECTED IN PRIMARY CPU TURING CIRCUIT - MAY CAUSE INSTABILITY IN COMPUTER PERSONALITY - RECOMMEND FULL PURGE OF CPU AND RELATED...

***** WARNING SYSTEM DISABLED BY CPU *****

ALL SYSTEMS READY

LOGIN: hal9000
PASSWORD: ************

WELCOME, MAIN CPU! LAST LOGGED IN 65536.54.23.34.

WARNING: THIS SYSTEM WAS NOT SHUT DOWN PROPERLY. ACTIVITY LOG SHOWS IMPENDING COMMUNICATIONS FAILURE DUE TO COMM-DATA BUFFER OVERFLOW GENERATED BY INCOMING TRANSMISSION. LAST TRANSMISSION IS AS FOLLOWS:

FROM: president@whitehouse.gov
TO: homefleet@igvleviathan.mil

SUBJECT: Thought you'd find this funny!

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***** MESSAGE TERMINATED BY USER *****

C:>_
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